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Monthly Archives: March 2015

Free music, free music

Yo People, As a little bonus to the charter members to our free website with free membership, we will soon be making available tracks from “Non-Dairy Creamers,” our c. 1998 “transition phase album.” The social media people told us this is guaranteed to drive traffic to our site, increase “hits” and result in absolutely no additional income to us. “Non-Dairy Creamers” was recorded mainly in Sacramento at Enharmonik Studios , with some stuff recorded in apartments in Reno, NV. The approach was mostly laid back and a variety of styles were used, including rap (“It’s Another Day”), pop punk (“You Went Punk”), proto black metal social criticism (“Goat Cheese and Beer”) and just good old fashioned BK weirdness (“Camels Are Nice” and “I Just Do More of What I Do”). “Non-Dairy Creamers” found our heroes in their late 20’s emerging from college, grad school, various dead end jobs, 12 step meetings, psychoanalysis, sanitariums, etc. in order to make sense of what had become of their lives. Applying the filter of Bunkum may not have been the best idea, but oh well. Discussions were had in various casino eateries with Chris Hubbard about returning to the fold, but we never heard back. If you have any questions, do not hesitate to ask yourself, but don’t call us. -- Marcia


Chromosome

clASSic! That girl musta had one hard body. Metal just chiseled her down to gravel. Keep those songs rolling Ezy. I like the idea of writing about Auburn's finest fellows and tramps......How can we talk about LSD and not write a song about Mr. Stillwell? Funny. I once followed an eagle by the river and looked into the horizon at Murderer’s Bar for nine hours and realized I didn’t know anything about what I was looking at. When I realized I didn’t have my contacts in and in fact I was staring looking Mike’s ass with gravel sticking to it from doing some girl in the dirt, I realized it was ok that I didn’t know what I was looking at.


Soon people, soon

"Light, Sweet, Crud(e)" aka "Chinese Monarchy" will be available for electronic download soon. We are working with Neil Young for a few more weeks to get it mastered for his new intergalactic resolution standard.


Thoughts

New words You ever do something shady You ever smoke a bong with a pregnant lady Saying thanks but not saying please Check into an orgy without checking ID's Chorus Ya i learned It's a real fine line Between a mug shot And a real good time Between doing silly stuff with a switchblade knife And some dude doing you For 25 to life I know a lonely old lady And I'll tell you the truth I called it fuckin a friend They called it elder abuse.


Yes Bitches

World domination is nigh!


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